She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She play'd 'em fast
And she play'd 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, And who knows what else?
She's got the Jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack
She gave me the Jack hey
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
Ooh, can't ya tell?
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
You Never know! She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, and it hurts!
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, Thank you people,
Thank you, Thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes,
thank you very much folks.
Good night and God bless!

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[прим. пер.: игра слов the jack - гонорея]

Она сдала мне Даму,
Затем она сдала мне Короля.
Она все тасовала и шуршала колодой,
Она знала свое дело.
У нее была Пара,
Но мне пришлось ответить.
Ее Двойка будоражила,
Но у меня наготове был мой Туз.
Но откуда мне было знать,
Что она играла в карты и раньше?
Она сказала, что ей никогда не доставался Full House*.
[прим. пер.: помимо карточного термина, Full House - букет вен. заболеваний]
Но мне следовало было догадаться,
глядя на ее татуировку на левой ноге,
И подвязку на правой.
Она могла бы побить меня нужной картой,
Если бы разыграла партию верно.
У нее Валет.
У нее Валет.
У нее Валет.
Она была настоящей лицемеркой,
По природе.
Покер был ее излюбленной игрой.
Знай она мои карты - она бы сразу сделала меня.
Она играла быстро,
Играла смело.
Она могла играть с закрытыми глазами
И чувствовать все карты.
Но откуда мне было знать,
Что с ней уже и раньше мухлевали на сдаче?
Она сказала, что ей никогда не доставался Royal Flush.
Но мне следовало было догадаться,
Что все карты шли со дна колоды.
И знай я, что именно она сдает, - я бы вернул все карты назад!
У нее Валет!
И кто знает - что еще в придачу?
У нее Валет!
Это больно!
Спасибо, народ, спасибо,! Я рад, что вам понравилось наше шоу!
Огромное спасибо, ребята! Спокойной ночи и хранит вас Бог!